ChrisLedoux-HonkyTonkWorld
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Thereusedtobeatimecandlelightandwinewasallthatawomanwouldneed
Manyouwereawinnerifyoutookherouttodinneroramovieshewantedtosee
Buttheworldhasturnedandit’stimeyoulearnedthattheoldain’tworkingnomore
Yeahtheruleshavechangedit’sbrandnewgameandbuddyifyouwanttoscore
You’vegottogetoffthecouchgetoutofthehouselongaboutFridaynight
Shineupyourbootspolishupyourmovesifyouwanttokeephersatisfied
Ohalittlebumpandgrindwilldoiteverytimeifyouwanttokeepyourlittlegirl
Butyoudon’tstandachancelessyoutakeheroutanddance
Causewe’relivinginahonkytonkworld
Wellsoonerorlaterallyoucouchpotatoesaregonnabethelonelyones
Ifyouwantgoodlovin’thenyougottakeepup
AndyoubetterknowyourBrook’sfromyourDunn’s
Don’teventhinkthatyourEngelbertHumperdinkrecord’sgonnaturnheron
CauseMisteryoucanbetifyoudon’tknowthesteps
Thenyou’regonnagetleftathome
You’vegottogetoffthecouchgetoutofthehouselongaboutFridaynight
Shineupyourbootspolishupyourmovesifyouwanttokeephersatisfied
Ohalittlebumpandgrindwilldoiteverytimeifyouwanttokeepyourlittlegirl
Butyoudon’tstandachancelessyoutakeheroutanddance
Causewe’relivinginahonkytonkworld
Nowifyouwerecro-magnonyou’dbedraggin’themwomanbythehairtoyourcave
You’dbedownonyourkneescitingthemsoliloquiesbackinRomeo’sday
Yeahyou’dbekindofniftyifwewereintheFiftiesandyouhadacoolcartodrive
Butwe’relivingintheNinetiessoyoubettershakeyourhiney
Oryou’regonnagetleftbehind
You’vegottogetoffthecouchgetoutofthehouselongaboutFridaynight
Shineupyourbootspolishupyourmovesifyouwanttokeephersatisfied
Ohalittlebumpandgrindwilldoiteverytimeifyouwanttokeepyourlittlegirl
Butyoudon’tstandachancelessyoutakeheroutanddance
Causewe’relivinginahonkytonkworld
Noyoudon’tstandachancelessyoutakeheroutanddance
Causewe’relivinginahonkytonkworld